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How I Love Pelicans

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The best way to love a pelican is to outwardly show the unadulterated disgust you experience when you see one. Also be sure to humiliate any one nearby who is not expressing their disgust, and immediately escort them to the nearest psychiatric hospital.

If it's possible to get your hands on a pelican, you should drop kick it into a dumpster post-haste. Be sure to wash your hands afterward.